I'm really upset right now..and want to laugh my AV儿劣 off,lol..so give me some funny quotes,jokes and one liners. If you use twitter and know 'Lord Stewie' or 'Insane Tweets' you'll know what type of jokes I'm into..ones that are either offensive,dirty,or completely inappropriate..hah. Also,I randomly came up with this joke,please give your honest opinion on if it's funny or not. "She's so easy,a caveman can do her." Or "She's so easy,a caveman's done her."? Funny? Lol..anyways,if you don't have any funny jokes...link me a funny youtube video?
Thanx
What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?
A pilot, you racist.
Psh, it was hilarious. But not as funny as when they took the bfunny dirty jokes one linersall pit out of Chuck E. Cheese cuz people were throwing heroine needles in there. I lol'd so hard. True story.
A rabbit and a bear were taking a AV儿劣* in the woods. The bear asked the rabbit "Do you have problems with AV儿劣* sticking to your fur?" The rabbit said "no." So the bear wiped his AV儿劣 with the rabbit.
Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? Yeah, he worked it out with a pencil.
1) Take my wife... please
2) When I was a kid, I was always going around in circles, Then my father nailed my other foot to the floor.
3) My mother is 85 years old, and never used glasses, she always drank straight from the bottle.
4) I been in love wfunny dirty jokes one linersith the same woman for 40 years, If my wife ever finds out,she'll kill me.
5) That's no lady, that's my wife.
6) A man on the street stopped me, "I haven't eaten in three days" I told him he should force himself.
7) A kid came up to me," Mr. do you see a cop around here ?" I told him No, He says "stick em up!"
8) A man told me he got a new car for his wife, I wish I could get a deal like that.
9) Waiter, There's a fly in my soup! He said," Keep it down, or they're all want one"
10) Doctor, it hurts every time I do this, He said don't do that.
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